“NOOOO!” I screamed as I watched the trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy 3 opening in early May 2023. “They cannot kill off Rocket Raccoon. He is my favorite. He’s a bit like me, kind of cute and fuzzy but with the snarls and bites of a rabid racoon when angered over injustices.

If you get into Elden Ring, like really into it, it’s like a good book. You’re not playing this game, you’re living it, and it’s terrifying. It doesn’t hold your hand but always pushes you in the right direction. Honestly? It makes Skyrim look like garbage.

They have busted the potential for new, fun, exciting, shows and movies wide open, just when I thought we were slowing down we’re actually taking off, and in the wise words of Stan The Man, I think the only appropriate response is, “EXCELSIOR”!

I first felt the point of a pen with the tip of my tongue. The taste of the ink wrote messages to my brain for my heart to remember long after my mind would fail me. I was three.

Think about the story he tells Kate in the truck, about how he left a kid in a funeral parlor once. Is this a story of poor fatherhood, or a malicious prank pulled off by Satan himself to traumatize some random child?

The year was 1941, a quiet April night, when the residents of Cape heard what they thought was an airplane crash in a field just west of where the Cape Girardeau Airport now stands.

Why is Red Hood running rampant in Batman's city without the Caped Crusader hot on his heels? Oh, because after Joker killed Jason, Bruce took a night trip to Arkham and split the Joker's head in twain. So Batman has probably retired to Italy with Selena Kyle and left the world of crime-fighting presumably forever.

“Meant ter turn him into a pig, but I suppose he was so much like a pig anyway there wasn’t much left ter do.”

What do you do when you have an all-star director fresh off of termination from Marvel Studios, an A-list actor playing your most popular character, and an expanded cinematic universe that your production company has already written off?

He’s anti-slavery and anti-imperialism, focused on taking out a religious, colonizing government with a manifest destiny agenda. Does this include ‘putting out all the light in the universe’? Sure, he is the Archduke of Nightmares after all, but at least he has a reason other than just ‘being evil’.

Who could this be banging at the cabin door on exactly the moment Harry Potter comes of age for Hogwarts school?! It's probably not magical salvation conveniently knocking (but it totally is).

We learn that Uncle Vernon thinks starvation is an acceptable form of punishment. But also looking at it from Vernon's perspective he probably can't think of a worse scenario than to miss a meal.

The teaser for Titans Season 3 dropped this morning, and man is this season going to be busy!

The trailer for Dune just dropped from HBO Max.

Val recruiting John Walker and dubbing him U.S. Agent at the end of Falcon and The Winter Soldier made it pretty obvious that she's putting together a team.

This chapter ends with three magical, capable, grown adults leaving literal wizard Jesus on a doorstep for his extended family to raise. So clearly Dumbledore has earned an insane amount of trust from his peers.

Thank you Marvel and Kevin Feige for indulging our crazy fan theories and delivering what we wanted in a way that we couldn't imagine.

When you think of The Avengers you probably think of the originals: Hulk, Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, but you probably don't immediately think of Blade.

It was a sobering scene, realizing that Matt was always breaking the law as Daredevil and that he wasn't going to change just because he was doing time.

I think we're supposed to assume that they've fallen in love with each other…#awkward